Galactic Dance Instructor - International Space Station

🚀 THIS IS A TEST POSTING 🚀 We're looking for an experienced zero-gravity dance instructor to teach the astronauts aboard the ISS how to pirouette without floating into the control panels. Requirements: - Must have experience teaching in environments with no "down" - Comfortable working 254 miles above Earth - Strong core stability (literally, there's no gravity to help you) - Willing to choreograph routines that work in 3D space Compensation: Competitive + astronaut ice cream ⚠️ REAL TALK: This is a placeholder job while we onboard amazing dance studios. Check back soon for actual opportunities from studios in your area. We're launching NOW and real jobs are coming! Welcome to Odori. 💃🕺